Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts
"Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"
"Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter"
"It’s Neville. Your name is Neville"
wear your armor
whether it’s makeup, a band tshirt, your fandom pins, tattoos, jewelry, your favorite ripped pair of jeans, or something no one else can touch or see like your favorite song repeating like a mantra in your head, the sound of your own heartbeat, or the knowledge that you were brave enough to get out of bed today when everything else inside you said “no”
wear your armor and kick ass
- natasha vandalizing clint’s quiver WITH pi ctures of clint as a bird
- natasha using bucky’s arm like a whiteboard and writing the grocery list on it (“james don’t look at me like that look at how useful this is we can go shopping and don’t have to worry about misplacing a piece of paper”)
- natasha calling Steve “старпер” (old fart) and when he’s asleep she outlines his abs in permanent marker
- natasha dressing as a nesting doll for halloween
- natasha buying all of them socks with the russian flag on them for christmas.
- natasha texting tony in the middle of the night just with the poop emoji
- natasha sending bruce a complex coded message and telling him that she needs to figure out what it says because it’s urgent and lives depend on it, and he stays up for two nights to solve it and when he finally does, it spells out ‘lol sucker’
- natasha eats poptarts nonstop and when she figures out thor likes them too she blames all of the missing poptarts on him.
- natasha telling sam she spent days making him a really good mixtape and the only song on it is “i believe i can fly” 10 times
do you think the sheriff ever pauses his late night movie and calls melissa and hes like do you think dracula is real and melissa is like r u srs ??
#lmao dude probably thinks everything is real#’stiles which of your friends is a vampire’#’dad vampires aren’t real’#’REALLY STILES BECAUSE I SHOT A JAPANSESE DEMON LAST MONTH DON’T FUCKIN TELL ME VAMPIRES AREN’T REAL’
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone